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jetstream-tormod:

support:

Today we announced some big updates to our Community Guidelines and what kind of content is permitted on Tumblr. Adult content will no longer be allowed here. While we do not judge anyone for their desire to post, engage with, or view this stuff, it is time for us to change our relationship with it.

We expect you may have some questions on how this will affect you, and we’re here to make sure those questions get answered.

When does the new policy take effect?

Our new Community Guidelines will go into effect on December 17, 2018.

Newly uploaded content flagged as adult will no longer be allowed on Tumblr. We’ll also begin flagging and removing existing adult content with the ultimate goal of removing as much of it as we can.

What is considered adult content?

Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts.

What is still permitted?

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.

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@staff choke on my balls

@staff pls_die.exe

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gingersnapkid:

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

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lassi:

i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt

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books-n-quotes:

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

— Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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(Source: booksnquotes.com, via minty-pegasis)

aboyplaysguitar:

What I think I’m most excited about regarding love is the simple intimacy that only comes with a real connection. How someone’s hands reach for you mindlessly, or how their legs swing over your lap as they’re engrossed in a book. The natural way their body seeks warmth in mine while we watch the stars at night or how natural their hands feel brushing my hair out of my face. Just gentle intimacy at its finest.

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darthvcder:

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

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meta-xylene:

Yield
Stop
Railroad Xing
Wet Floor
No Parking
Do Not Enter
Exit
Open
Toll Booths Ahead
Register Closed
Trucks Use Low Gear
School Zone

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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unclefather:

unclefather:

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

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untamedunwanted:

“Everyone you fall in love with will hurt you and you will hurt them back, the only difference is the magnitude of the pain you cause each other and how much you are willing to forgive.”

— Nikita Gill, The Violent Truth About Love.

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tytheunicornprincess:

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

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